Top 10 Funny Facebook Quotes

by Ergoed
(Atlanta)

10. "If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner." - H.S. Leigh

9. "Some men inherit money, some earn it, and some are lawyers." - Anonymous

8. "There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry Kissinger.

7. "The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman." - Anonymous

6. "I will never repeat gossip, so please listen carefully the first time." - Anonymous

5. "There are three chief causes of divorce in America - men, women, and marriage." - Anonymous

4. "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." - Anonymous

3. "A college education doesn't make fools; it just develops them." - Anonymous

2. "A joint checking account is never overdrawn by the wife. It is just under-deposited by her husband." - Anonymous

1. "If a cluttered desk is an indication of a cluttered mind, what is indicated by an empty desk?" - Anonymous