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Funny Quotes for Facebook Status
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Quotes for facebook status about love
"Love is like a game of chess. One false move and you're mated." - Unknown
"Who, being loved, is poor?" - Oscar Wilde
"Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy." - Ralph Connor
"It is best to be off with the old love, before you go on with the new." - Unknown.
"Never was owl more blind than a lover." - Unknown
"He who falls in love meets a worse fate than he who leaps from a rock." - Latin proverb
"Women fall in love through their ears and men through their eyes." - Woodrow Wyatt
"To love is to suffer, to be loved is to cause suffering." - Comtesse Diane
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"Missing you is the definition of hope." - Unknown
"I don't understand a God that would allow us to meet when there is no way for us to be together." - From the movie CITY OF ANGELS
"Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest." - Unknown
"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion." - Javan
"When you are in love and you get hurt, it’s like a cut... it will heal, but there will always be a scar." - Anonymous
"A million words would not bring you back, I know because I tried, neither would a million tears, I know because I cried." - Anonymous
"The problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you." - Anonymous
"It's amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces." - Anonymous
"There is no remedy for love but to love more." - Henry David Thoreau
"What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who is making you cry?" - Unknown
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"Now I don't know what will happen to me. My fortune cookie contradicted my horoscope." - Unknown
"They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet." -Mae West
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."-Groucho Marx
"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?" -Barbra Streisand
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."-Rodney Dangerfield
"Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering." -Unknown
"Marry in haste, and repent at leisure." - Greek proverb
"I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice." - Unknown
"Before marriage a man yearns for a woman after marriage the ‘y’ is silent." - Unknown
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." — Zsa Zsa Gabor
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