Fun Kids Bible Lessonsand Sunday school jokes by childrenI have compiled a collection of fun kids bible lessons, showing how kids can say the funniest things about the bible and the church. I'm sure God chuckles at these Sunday school jokes by children, because several passages from the bible indicate that humor is good. For example Psalm 2:4, “The One enthroned in heaven laughs.” Proverbs 14:30 says, “A relaxed attitude lengthens a man’s life.” Proverbs 17:22 says, “Being cheerful keeps you healthy.” I hope you will enjoy this free collection of fun kids bible lessons without getting offended. Keep in mind, humor is a tension dissolver, it's like having anxiety pills without side effects. God invented laughter, because it is life's stress buster. And children are God's little messengers of innocent joy. So please scroll down for so many fun kids bible lessons and Sunday school humor and enjoy. Kids Bible Lessons and more Sunday school jokes The Lord is my Shepherd Untimely Answered Prayer During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified, and she pinched him into silence. After church, she asked, "Tommy whatever made you do such a thing?" Tommy answered soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!" Unanswered Prayer The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon." "How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked. Scroll down to enjoy more funny kids bible lessons
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