Funny Women Quotesand Sayings for Busy WomenFunny Women Quotes for busy women like you. So, let's not waste any time here and get started with the quotes you're looking for. Quotes for the busy women of today: “My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” - Buddy Hackett “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” - Milton Berle “A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after” – Peter De Vries “If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers.” - Edgar Watson Howe "Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."~ Author Unknown "I try to take one day at a time - - but sometimes several days attack me at once." - Jennifer Please scroll down for a lot more of funny women quotes: Top Ten Reasons Why God Created WomenThese are very funny women quotes about why God created Women:10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions. 9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.) 8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment. 7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never go out to buy a new one for himself. 6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage. 5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth. 4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools. 3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple incident, and for anything else that was really his fault. 2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." And the Number One reason of all.... 1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that!!"
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Funny Women Quotes in computer terminology about different types Of Women ==================================== HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
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