Funny Tweets for TwitterHere are some funny tweets of the day found for you on Twitter. Sweet 140 characters funny quotes for you to tweet on Twitter.I handpicked the best funny tweets on twitter. Here we go: * 3 solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it. * We need guns so that we can…uh…why do we need guns? Oh yeah, so we can shoot. * The problem with dancing like no one is watching is getting caught. * Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign, weird. * The thing I miss most about being young is knowing everything. * Admit it, you've Googled yourself before. Admit it, has Google found the lost idiot? * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. * Seems like if you're good at gambling, you're a professional. If you're bad at it, it's an addiction. *my father looked at all my tweets yesterday and said "I don't know who the bigger failure is- you, me or god." Here are some interesting funny tweets from famous people on Twitter * I studied but never topped, today toppers of best universities are my employees.-Bill Gates * Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey. * When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt. * Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown. * If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis. * Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. - Mike Tyson.
Good Funny Tweets for Twitter (about professionals...shhh...) * A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. * A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. * Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. * A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. * A banker will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. * An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. ~ Niels Bohr * People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. ~ Will Rogers
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