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Funny Text Messages
What a wonderful world of funny text messages! Send your friends funny sms text messages, or funny i-phone messages.
Funny Text Messages from parents
Shocking News:
"I've got to tell you something. Are you sitting down?"
"I am actually. What's up mom?"
"Your brother was adopted!"
"What??? What are you talking about? Why are you telling me this over a text? Call me."
"Oh this damn phone. I wrote accepted and the phone changed it. He got accepted to Yale!"
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My mum thinks ‘lol’ means ‘Lots of Love’. She texted me: ‘Our dog died LOL’ -
(Dad): "Sometimes I watch birds and wonder if I could fly, who could I shit on"
(Dad): "You need to learn that if you're trying to be a smartass, you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass."
(Me): "Hey Mom, I think your butt dialed me"
(Mom): "Ha Ha, did my butt say anything interesting?"
Funny Text Messages about your boss
Funny SMS Text messages about your workplace
"Some bosses are like clouds: the moment they disappear the day gets brighter."
"To err is human. To blame someone else for your problem is strategic."
"They pretend they pay me. I pretend I work."
"Recession rocks. My boss just got fired."
(Friend): Why did you leave the job?
(Me): Illness
(friend): What was the trouble?
(me): My boss was sick of me!
"You hate your job ? Why didn’t you say so ? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
Short Funny Text Messages for him and her
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
"Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist."
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, " Oh No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two would become FRIENDS!
"I want you to be with me only two times in my Life.'Now and Forever'
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