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Helen Giangregorio - "He who laughs last didn't get it."
Philander Johnson - "Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."
Will Rogers - "Common sense ain't common."
Marvin Kitman - "A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage."
Lord Tennyson - "Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers."
Virgil, Aeneid - "Fortune favors the brave."
Will Rogers - "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
Mark Twain - "When in doubt, tell the truth."
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Tom Peters - "If you're not confused, you're not paying attention."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery - "A goal without a plan is just a wish."
Dorothy Bernard - "Courage is fear that has said its prayers."
Lewis Carroll - Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."
Michel de Montaigne - "Ambition is not a vice of little people."
Malcolm Forbes - "Failure is success if we learn from it."
Henry David Thoreau - "It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - "A clever man commits no minor blunders."
Malcolm Forbes - "The dumbest people I know are those who know it all."
Ralph Waldo Emerson - "Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
Havelock Ellis - "The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw."
Auguste Rodin - "Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely."
Diana Black - "Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space."
Ralph Waldo Emerson - "The years teach much which the days never knew."
Robert Bloch - "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
Albert Einstein - "Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds."
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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."- Thomas Edison
"Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. -Eleanor Roosevelt.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." - Jan van de Snepscheut
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
"Do just once what others say you can't do and you will never pay attention to their limitations again." - James R. Cook
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