Funny Facebook Status UpdatesWho are your friends? Do you know that? So, find out with funny facebook status updates. "Make new friends, but don't forget the old ones" is an old Yiddish proverb."We have fewer friends than we imagine, but more than we know." (Hugo von Hofmannsthal) So, go ahead, find out who your friends are; you may copy paste these funny facebook sayings to your facebook wall. Just give credit to the authors if known, and mention my website please. Funny Facebook Status Quotes about Friends "Promises may get friends, but performance must keep them." - Unknown "We have three kinds of friends: those who love us, those who are indifferent to us, and those who hate us." - S Chamfort "Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies." - Aristotle "Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends." - Jacques Delille "I am wealthy in my friends." - William Shakespeare "The best way to lose a friend is to tell him something for his own good." - Unknown "It's easy to tell who your real friends are. They're the ones who stab you in the front." - Unknown "Don't tell your friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you." - Logan Pearsall Smith "Friends agree best at a distance." - Unknown "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." - William Blake "The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away." - Wilson Mizner "A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out." - Unknown "Friendship is like a bank account. You can't continue to draw on it without making deposits." - Unknown Funny Facebook Status about Gossips Short Funny "He said/She said" from Suriflowers.com 
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"Whoever gossips to you will gossip of you." - Spanish proverb "I will never repeat gossip, so please listen carefully the first time." - Unknown "The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it or tell it." - Unknown "Gossip is like a grapefruit. In order to be really good, it has to be juicy." - Unknown "Show me someone who never gossips, and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people." - Barbara Walters "Of every ten persons who talk about you, nine will say something bad, and the tenth will say something good in a bad way." - Antoine Rivarol Funny Facebook Status about Kindness and Giving  No Act of Kindness Marrott,... Buy This Allposters.com "Kindness is a language the dumb can speak and the deaf can hear and understand." - Christian Nestel Bovee "You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late." - Ralph Waldo Emerson "Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who'll never find it out." - Frank Clark "He gives double who gives unasked." - Arabian proverb "The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has." - Chinese proverb "There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I'm old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going." - J.B. Priestly Funny Facebook Status about Free Speech "Some people's idea of free speech is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage." - Winston Churchill "The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man from falsely shouting fire in theater and causing panic." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "I believe in evolution, scientific inquiry, and global warming; I believe in free speech, whether politically correct or politically incorrect, and I am suspicious of using government to impose anybody's religious beliefs -including my own- on nonbelievers." - President Barack Obama The Audacity of Hope  Success Marrott,... Buy This Allposters.com Funny Facebook Status on Success“Well, we are here today because every single one of you stood up and said, ‘Yes we can.’ Yes we can learn. Yes we can succeed. You decided that you weren't going to be defined by where you came from, but by where you want to go - by what you want to achieve, by the dreams you hope to fulfill,” - President Barack Obama - "Success gives some people big heads, and others big headaches." - Unknown "Success is relative. The more success, the more relatives." - Unknown "Success has ruined many a man." - Benjamin Franklin "Elbow grease is still the best lubricant for success." - Unknown "There is always something about your success that displeases even your best friends." - Oscar Wilde "Success is a ladder which cannot be climbed with your hands in your pockets." - Unknown "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner - Funny Facebook Status about Stupidity
"If you think education is expensive - try ignorance." - Derek Bok "It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain. "Idiot: a member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. - Ambrose Bierce "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." - Unknown "There are No Stupid Questions. But there a LOT of Inquisitive Idiots." - Unknown "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - Unknown "Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain "Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." - George Burns "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Unknown "If poverty is the mother of crime, stupidity is its father." - Jean de La Bruyere "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Famous Albert Einstein Quotes
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