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Funny Birthday Quotes
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Are you here to find funny birthday quotes for your 'over the hill' uncle or aunt? Or for your friends who think they're still young? Here you will find a collection of 40th birthday quotes and 50th birthday quotes and anything in between or over those milestones. Make sure to scroll down for many funny birthday quotes
Many warm and special thoughts
and happy wishes too
are coming with this greeting
especially for you!
A birthday greeting
To wish you nothing less
Than all the special things in life
That brings you happiness
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Funny birthday quotes
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." -- Lucille ball
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age." -- French proverb
"One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it's too late." - Pablo Picasso
"It takes a long time to grow young." -- Pablo Picasso
"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am." -- Bernard M. Baruch
"Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live!" -- Unknown
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." -- Ogden Nash
"Growing old - it's not nice, but it's interesting." - August Strindberg
"You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and "you are looking wonderful." -- Francis Cardinal Spellman
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." -- Bob Hope
"Inside every older woman is a young girl wondering what the hell happened." - Cora Harvey Armstrong
"The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." -- Doris Day
"At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." -- Charles Schultz
"Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them." -- Anna Magnani
"Youth has no age." -- Pablo Picasso
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it."-- Golda Meir
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." -- Mark Twain
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
"Sixty in the mirror and twenty in the heart." Author Unknown
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind...it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain
"Keep on raging to stop the aging" - Dale Carnegie
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"Old age is when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions." - Unknown
"First you are young; then you are middle-aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful." - Lady Diana Cooper -
"You know you're getting old when you've got money to burn, but the fire's gone out." - Hy Gardner
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity." ~ Tom Stoppard
"Pleas'd to look forward, pleas'd to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind." -- Alexander Pope
"The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines." -- Plato
"I love everything that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines." -- Oliver Goldsmith
"Over the hill means the hardest climb is over and the view is terrific." - Unknown
"The only thing worse than being over the hill...is being buried under it." -- Unknown
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