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I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain
so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.

I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough "Hello's"
to get you through the final "Goodbye."

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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
(Albert Camus)


Funny friendship quotes or friendship poems:

"May there always be work for your hands to do,
may your purse always hold a coin or two.
May the sun always shine on your windowpane,
may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
May the hand of a friend always be near you,
may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you."
- Irish Blessing

"Two are better than one;
because they have a good reward for their labour.
For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow.
But woe to him that is alone when he falleth;
for he hath not another to help him up."
- Bible: Ecclesiastes

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Funny Friendship quotes or friendship proverbs.

"Books and friends should be few but good."

"A friend in need is a friend indeed."

- Latin Proverb

"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."

"Life without a friend is like death without a witness."
- Spanish Proverb

"Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends."
- Jacques Delille - French poet.

"A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I may think aloud." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." - -Walter Winchell

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you." - Elbert Hubard

"Friends are like stars...You don't see them all the time, but you know they are there." - (Unknown)

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."-- Elbert Hubbard

"The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." -- Abraham Lincoln

"One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic Saying

Funny Friendship Quotes

I hope you and your friends will enjoy these funny friendship quotes. Some humor in friendship is priceless.


"A friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be sitting next to you, saying, 'Boy, that was fun.' (The Maugles)

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." -- Bernard Meltzer.

"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ~ John Leonard

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" - Doug Larson

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."- Mark Twain

"Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends’ shortcomings." - Mason Cooley

"A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet." - Unknown Wise Person

Everyone should have at least two friends - one to talk to and one to talk about." - Unknown Wise Person

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