Funny Facebook Likes StatusHow do you like these funny facebook likes status? Too funny or not funny at all? You can send your votes at the end of this page. You can also send in your own voted best funny facebook likes status. Just keep it clean. 1. My mum thinks ‘lol’ means ‘Lots of Love’. She texted me: ‘Our dog died LOL’ 2.Dear algebra, stop making me find your X! She’s not coming back… 3. “We can still be friends” is like saying “Hey, the dog died but we can keep it” 4. “Hi, Can I help you?” “No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi.” 5."Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from" ~Jodie Foster Scroll down for more funny facebook likes status
6. "Dear Lord, please give me some patience NOW! NOW! NOW!" 7. "Women who seek to be at an equal level with men, lack ambition." 8. "I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry." 9. "Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending." 10. "If you focus on results, you will never change.If you focus on change, you will get results" Scroll down for more funny facebook likes
11. "To err is human. To blame someone else for your problem is strategic." 12. "Some bosses are like clouds: the moment they disappear the day gets brighter." 13. "Men wouldn't lie as much to the women in their lives, if the women in their lives didn't ask so many questions." 14. "Your future depends on your dreams. Don't waste any time, go to bed NOW!" 15. "I work for money. For loyalty hire a dog." 16. "They pretend they pay me. I pretend I work." 17. "Recession rocks. My boss just got fired." 18. ""God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die." 19. "We’re supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement." 20. "You hate your job ? Why didn’t you say so ? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." Facebook Likes from unknown friends in love"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you just might be the end of the world.""It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone." "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage." "You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." "You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good." "If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you." "Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell." "To fall in love is awfully simple; to fall out of love is simply awful." "I never felt true love until I was with you, and I never felt true sadness until you left me." "Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop." Now, tell us about your love story or pains. Follow the instructions below: Create Your Own Page
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Aap Hame Rulado Hame Gam Nahi "We can still be friends" is like saying ... ...Hey, the dog died but we can keep it." Stand up to Evil "All it that is required for the triumph of evil, is for men people to do nothing." But no more! People everywhere are standing up to evil. Ice king If they say money don't grow on trees, then why do Banks have Branches? *Just curious* hehehe i love my boyfriend but he can get on my nerves a lot. but i love him more.
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