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Someone said, "You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there."
So, go find your smile in this collection of short funny quotes, because someone else said, "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."
Dr Seuss said, "Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one." And Walt Disney said, "It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
So, by now, are you convinced that cute funny quotes can win friend and confuse enemies?
Cute Funny Quotes to chill out
"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick."
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
"A fool and his money are soon partying."
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."
"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands...."
If At First You Don't Succeed
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Success always occurs in private and failure in full view."
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
This laughter vacation with cute funny quotes, won't cost you anything :):) With permission from SimpleTruths I present you a cute joyous movie filled with simple, happy, and true quotes: