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Find a collection of cute funny quotes, short funny quotes or funny life quotes for your Facebook or Twitter friends.

Someone said, "You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there."

So, go find your smile in this collection of short funny quotes, because someone else said, "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

Dr Seuss said, "Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one." And Walt Disney said, "It's kind of fun to do the impossible."

So, by now, are you convinced that cute funny quotes can win friend and confuse enemies?





chill out Cute Funny Quotes to chill out

"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."

"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

"A fool and his money are soon partying."

"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments."

"How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands...."


If At First You Don't Succeed

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Success always occurs in private and failure in full view."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."


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Cute Funny Quotes about work and don't work

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."

"If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?"

"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep."

"Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

"Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it."

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."



Cute Funny Quotes about Love and Marriage

"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."

"Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."

"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him."

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."

"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." - Bill Cosby Quotes



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