Funny Bill Cosby QuotesEverybody knows Bill Cosby witty remarks and quotes. Bill Cosby quotes show great wisdom flavored with humor. Here are my top ten Bill Cosby funny life quotes: Bill Cosby funny quotes # 1 "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby funny quotes # 2 "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." Bill Cosby funny quotes # 3 "You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it." Bill Cosby funny quotes # 4 "Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice." Bill Cosby funny quotes # 5 “Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.” Bill Cosby quotes: Bill Cosby funny quotes # 6 "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." Bill Cosby funny quotes # 7 “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” Bill Cosby funny quotes # 8 “That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked” Bill Cosby funny quotes # 9 "Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet." Bill Cosby funny quotes # 10 "What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in." Scroll down for more Bill Cosby quotes  Dad's Favorite Phrases Robinson, Carol Buy This Allposters.com Here is collection of signs showing funny women quotes
Now here I have some funny Bill Cosby quotes taken right from his book, Kids Say The Darndest Things. In this book, Bill Cosby quotes hilarious moments from Art Linkletter's show, or from his own show, and adding his own funny comments. I picked out three stories from this book, and I hope you will enjoy them. I will keep adding some more. In the meantime, if you have your own funny kids stories, and would like to share them, please scroll down and submit your story to us. Quote one: In talking to another young lady, one who was six, I stayed on one sentence too long. Quote two: "What's the best time for your parents?" I asked one boy of eight. Quote three: Physical pursuit seems to be central to the kids who play the mating game, as I learned from one girl who was six. Do you have your own funny kids stories you would like to share? Scroll down and submit on the link below. Want to Share Cute Kids Sayings? Write Them Here!Everybody overheard cute, innocent sayings from kids. Do you want to share yours? Go ahead, tell us now, we want to hear them. If you want to use a quote, make sure you give credit to the originating author. What Other Visitors Have SaidClick on the links to read about sweet contributions from visitors like you. "I Don't Smoke" My little brother (9 years old at the time) was at Boy Scout camp one summer, and he sat down next to his scout master to eat his breakfast on a beautiful ... Art Linkletter died Wednesday Much to my sadness I heard that Art Linkletter, the famous and funny TV host of "People Are Funny" and "House Party" in the 1950s and '60s, passed away ...
|
