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Art Linkletter: Kids Say The Darndest Things
Art Linkletter had the most hilarious interviews with children on his famous show "House Party" on CBS somewhere between the 50's ~ 60's. Here is some ...
And How Old Are You?
My youngest son, Jamal, is three years old. I think he is getting tired of being asked how old he is. You know how we adults are: "Ouw, he is so cute. What ...
The Frozen Frog
My three sons are always bringing home some disgusting bug, worm, dead fish, or in this case, a huge frog.
My oldest son, the tenderhearted 8 yr old,...
The Frustrated Artist
After I had given instructions, along with examples of the art project, the students were allowed to talk quietly to their partners as they worked on the ...
Definition of a Genius
This is what one kid said: A genius is a fellow who gets into trouble, then some moron comes along and gets blamed, and the genius gets away with it.
Shannon's Logic
About a little over a decade ago I came home with my daughter, Shannon, who was in Pre-K at that time, and went to the same Daycare I used to work for....
Accidental Foul Mouth
When my daughter was around 4, it seemed like she was always saying things that made her look like a little foul mouth. Once when we were at a park we ...
Big belly
My 4 years old daughter asked me , mommy why your belly is so big? And I said because you were there for 9 months and she said , did you eat me ? But I'...
Mom, are you Santa or not.......
So, my 8 year old brother asks my mother if she is Santa. "I'm old enough to know. I can handle it mom!", my brother states. My mother tells him that ...
Who Pushed The Button?
My 5 year-old nephew Brody is always afraid of being in the car if it runs out of gas. He was riding in Grandpas truck one day and Grandpa told him if ...
In the car.
We were in the car and my 4 year old brother said "Hand over the phone and nobody gets hert" to my mom. We all bursted out laughing. It was hilarious!!!...
Scrabble
One nite we were playing scrabble and our 6 yr. old puts down porn and then I look at my older son (who is 12) with a weird look and we all start laughing ...