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40th Birthday Quotes
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A special collection of 40th birthday quotes. Why? Because the 40th Birthday is an important milestone in life. As someone explained, "At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all."
40th birthday joke:
Wife to husband on her 40th birthday -
'Do you see that guy?'
Husband - Yeah, so!
Wife - 40 years ago, I refused his marriage proposal and till now he has been drinking like crazy!
Husband - Wow! That's a long long celebration!
Funny 40th Birthday Quotes
"You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience. - Unknown"
"The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40." – Unknown (I totally agree)
"The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary." - Arthur Schopenhauer
"When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense." - Maya Angelou
"At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement." - Benjamin Franklin
"What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy." - Voltaire
"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning" - Bob Hope
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." -- Lucille Ball
"Just remember...once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed." --Charles Schultz
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40th birthday quotes and short jokes for your friends or family:
Wife to husband on her 40th birthday – 'Do you see that guy?'
Husband - Yeah, so!
Wife - 40 years ago, I refused his marriage proposal and till now he has been drinking like crazy!
Husband - Wow! That's a long long celebration!
Special short toasts to those celebrating 40th birthday
Birthdays come and birthdays go
And with each passing year, we grow.
It's best if growth is in the mind
But too often we find it on the behind.
=======================On your 40th birthday
we all want to cheer a big hurray
and to wish you nothing less
then lots of love and happiness
Our love is more than words can say
and is still growing each and everyday
=========================As Oscar Wilde said:
The old believe everything;
The middle-aged suspect everything;
The young know everything.
But may I say to you, who turned forty today
You're not old enough to believe everything,
You're not young enough to know everything,
Neither are you of middle-age, to suspect everything
You're just at the right age,
where you know what you know,
and nobody can fool you.
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