2011 or 2012 End Of World Predictions: How True Is It?Stop worrying about all the 2011 or 2012 end of world predictions. Do you know, that the end of the world has been predicted numerous times since 999 AD? Or who knows, maybe even before that time.The first (to my knowledge) end of the world was predicted for December 31, 999. Fanatic people in Europe believed that Judgment Day was set for the last day of 999 AD in Jerusalem, and that Jesus was supposed to appear at Mt Zion. Well, nothing happened. And since then, many end of world predictions failed, and we still live in the same world of good and evil. If you live your life according to your faith in God, if you respect one another, you will find that life is eternal, beyond this foolishness of end of the world. Lighten up, share the joys of life, live and laugh. Stop your worries about 2012 end of the world predictions and enjoy these jokes about the end of the world. 2012 End of World Predictions by Major Newspapers: This is what I received in my crazy email: When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE’RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER Wired: THE LAST NEW THING Readers Digest: BYE Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOWIT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS? Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS. BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW“ARMAGEDDON” DIET! America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15MINUTES. Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE Microsoft’s Web Site: IF YOU DIDN’T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE. Sun: ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
Credit to balooscartoonblog.blogspot.com Are you still worried about 2012 end of world predictions? Take my advice and research for yourself about failed end of the world predictions. You will be amazed to find how many times the world was supposed to come to and end. And we are still here: the same old world in a new technology jacket. Same old fears and petty discrimination on race, religion, social status etc etc. On the good side we still have heroes who will sacrifice their lives for humanity Nicholas Chamfort said, "The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless." Top of 2012 End Of World Predictions |